What Do You Know About Love? (From "Frozen: The Broadway Musical")

Hans is not a stranger
Okay, so, what's his last name?

Of the Southern Isles
Foot size?
Foot size doesn't matter
But knowing a man before you marry him, ah, kind of does...

You've got opinions on my life and my relations
But let me tell you what
Okay, enlighten me
Love is the one thing that has zero complications
And I can trust my gut
Okay, you frighten me

Some people know their hearts
The minute true love starts
Some people read a lot of books
I like books
Some people simply know
When true love says: Hello
Some folks are taken in by curly locks and princely looks

He does have princely looks, ooh
We agree on that one
Right, by the way, what color eyes does he have?

All I'm sayin' is when you go to climb a mountain
You don't just jump to the top
If it's true love you can
There's scalin' and scramblin'
And too many steps for countin'
And the work doesn't stop
Maybe for you

Love's not an easy climb
You have to take your time
We get a whole life, that's the plan
That's not a plan
Love's not a thing you get
It's work and tears and sweat
So says a sweaty, smelly mountain man

Oh, what do you know about love?
What do you know about love?

What do you know about love?
What do you know about love?

Have you even kissed a girl?
I mean, a human girl
Oh

What do you know about
Anything, anything?

Anyone with half a brain
Would have worn some winter gear
Anyone with half a life
Would have one friend who's not a deer
I do

Any fool who jumps headlong
Is gonna bang their head
Any fool who doesn't jump right now
Is probably gonna end up dead

Whooooooa
Like I said
You okay there?
I've been better
You should have listened to me
I've got good instincts, I know danger when I see it
Just like, I know love when I see it, whoa

Whoa, whoa, thank you
Ah, that's not quite how I thought we'd end up
You've got to think things through in life, and in love
Touché, here: Grab on and brace yourself, ready? Here we go
Whoa, whoaa, whoaaa

I'd like to point out that we've come a good long way here
And that you're, wow, really strong

I lift a lot of ice
You saved my life just now
I guess I gotta say here
My first impression was wrong

And see? You're nice
That jump was really brave
Your catch was quite a save
You've got some guts
You've got some brains
Thanks

With miles and miles to go
I guess it's nice to know
That I can trust you
Though the question still remains

What do you know about love?
Just, be careful
What do you know about love?
To have a little faith

At least we know one thing
This trip should be interesting
What do you know about love?
What do you know about love?