Mental Flost

Have you ever stopped to think, then forgot to start again?
If the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
I'm just a skin bag on a floating rock
Popping big questions trying to understand it all

Does that screwdriver really belong to Philip?
If Fed Ex and UPS merge would they be called Fed Up?
You found Jesus now can we end the search?
If money is the root of evil why they ask for it in church?

Why you in a movie but you're on tv?
What did we do before we passed the Law of Gravity?
What's silent in the word 'scent'? "S" or "C"?
When deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?

Shouldn't double U be called double V?
Why is Greenland icy and Iceland covered in green?
So many questions unanswered
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

It's only a penny for your thoughts, but you gave your two cents
It doesn't make sense
Our noses run and our feet smell
Hold up, the brain the named itself

Have you ever stopped to think, then forgot to start again?
If the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
I'm just a skin bag on a floating rock
Popping big questions trying to understand it all

Have you ever stopped to think, then forgot to start again?
If the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
I'm just a skin bag on a floating rock
Popping big questions trying to understand it all

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Who shuts the bus door when the bus driver gets off?
The hypocriticalness abounds
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How do you trash a garbage can?
If a deaf kid curses does his mom put soap inside his hands?
Why do we call it sand?
Is it because it sits between the sea and land?

How does water taste?
I wonder what time it was when the first clock was made
Some of these are jarring
Like do I have to RSVP to a psychic's party?

The word abbreviated's so long tho
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a tree falls and no one sees
Does it get made fun of by all the other trees?

Have you ever stopped to think, then forgot to start again?
If the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
I'm just a skin bag on a floating rock
Popping big questions trying to understand it all

Have you ever stopped to think, then forgot to start again?
If the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
I'm just a skin bag on a floating rock
Popping big questions trying to understand it all