Bad Girl

I mean you gotta put yourself out there
If you don't, you'll never know
Come on

I think it's crazy man how we live our lives
Live out lies, then act surprised
Wonder why
We can't find someone who likes us for us
So we date the wrong people and we fuck the wrong fucks
I met a girl
Two weeks ago
When I was high out buying some pizza rolls
She was weird but cute
I was hooked from the start
With them hips so wide
And that hair so dark
I'll leave some blanks for you to fill in
But she gets tied up more than a Batman villain and
No Joker, she loves it when I choke her
Marks all over from the handcuffs and rope burns
Yo my girl so kinky
Flexible like a slinky
Digging me cause her last dude was hung like a pinky
We both do yoga so we know a few poses
Sex so dirty that
We're gonna need some hoses

Heyo, heyo
You know you're way too cute
Heyo, heyo
I don't know what to do
Heyo, heyo
Cause she the best in the world
No one can fuck with
My bad girl, my bad girl

I spend my time carving out these notes and rhymes
And she's always on her grind with that 9 to 5
But on the weekends, we stay in, til 4 in the morning
Watch the twilight come in
Through the window, pouring
Smoking bud, making out
Talking of our mutual love of Modest Mouse
But when we out
Damn she's always upping the ante
At the movies telling me how she's got no panties on
Nibble my neck
It feels so wrong
Pull on my hair that's why I grew it long
I take the pleasure with the pain
And not to be rude
She digs fucking and punching
Call me Hank Moody

Heyo, heyo
You know you're way too cute
Heyo, heyo
I don't know what to do
Heyo, heyo
Cause she the best in the world
No one can fuck with
My bad girl, my bad girl
Heyo, heyo
You know she's got no shame
Heyo, heyo
And she don't play no games
Heyo, heyo
Cause she the best in the world
No one can fuck with
My bad girl, my bad girl

We flying high
Over the moon and the sky
And I'm scared to go
Could I take you home?
Cause I'm way too high to drive
And I'm way too drunk
To call you now
Maybe I'll just lie down

I wake up to the sun on my face
And the smell of eggs, bacon and pancakes
She walks into my room
Lays a kiss on my head
Says we got some things to do before you can get dressed
And her hair
Smells like coconut
Turns me on so much
How she gives no fucks
She's so confident
And I love how for once
I got a girl who knows
What she actually wants

Heyo, heyo
You know you're way too cute
Heyo, heyo
I don't know what to do
Heyo, heyo
Cause she the best in the world
No one can fuck with
My bad girl, my bad girl
Heyo, heyo
You know she's got no shame
Heyo, heyo
And she don't play no games
Heyo, heyo
Cause she the best in the world
No one can fuck with
My bad girl, my bad girl

See I'm a dirty man with some dirty plans
Blindfolds and chocolate
Wine and Ritalin
Calls me out on my bullshit
Keeps me guessin'
And at the end of the day
She's like also my best friend

Yeah, and it's Heartless, man
But I ain't no Heartless man, damn
Didn't exactly plan it
But I found myself
The baddest girl on the planet

Heyo heyo