Backhair Jam

Rollin'... hit it
Wake up white people
Gonna put some hair on your back
Yeah that's right, hee-haw

I'm gonna get my knife sharpened
Ah yeah that's right get silly
Wake up white people
Here it is

Momma on the porch eatin' chicken outdoors
Daddy likes to sneak out and sleep with whores yeah
My brother put a turd in my sister's shoe
I'll sell my soul for a one more brew that's right hum

Hey alright, ah yeah here I come

I said a my oh my it'd sure be nice
I'll get myself some peach pie
My oh my it'd sure be nice
Get myself some peach pie

My oh my, it'd sure be nice
Get myself a piece of peach pie
Oh my oh my, it would be nice
Get myself a piece of peach pie

Hee-haw, wake up white people alright yeah

Hey is that little Susie over there hangin' out
That tray oh keep she must
Eat a whole plate of eggs every morning
Thirteen glasses of milk
She drink it right from a cow

I said Doug's in the Valley makin' money shootin' porn
Got an alley on a bum and he's pissin' on a Porsche
What I just said was that you got a bum in the alley
He's pissin' on that porch you know
'Cuz he a'int got nowhere to go
But i'll tell you no more said

Said grandma can't stop shuckin' corn
And grandpa lost his teeth in a hole in the floor
Ah she shucks yeah, here I come

My oh my, beans and rice
Green bean, grits and chicken fried
My oh my, fleas and lice
Grease spoon dinner tastes mighty nice

My oh my, beans and rice
Green beans, grits and chicken fried
Oh my oh my, fleas and lice
A grease spoon taste is mighty nice yeah

That's right, once again
Yee-haw, my oh my, my oh my
Wake up white people
Put some hair on your back

Take it home boy

Yeah my oh my, it'd sure be nice
Get myself a piece of peach pie
My oh my, it'd sure be nice
Get myself a piece of peach pie

My oh my, it'd sure be nice
Get myself a piece of peach pie
Said my oh my, it'd sure be nice
I'll get myself a piece of peach pie yeah

Give me a squeal Marty
Hee-haw, whoo whoo he-haw
Wake up white people
Take it home boy

My oh my, my oh my
Um yeah
Ah ha, oh shucks
Alright, wrap this shit up

That's good eatin'