Only For You

Mr. Y welcomes you to Phantasma!
Featuring Dr. Gangle, Master of Ceremonies
Miss Fleck, Aerialist Extraordinaire
The Amazing Squelch, the World's Strongest Man
And direct from Paris, France
It's Coney Island's Ooh-La-La Girl!
Miss Meg Giry!

Welcome each and everyone
To our festival of fun
Something notable and new
We bring glamour from afar
Plus a touch of the bizarre
And it's only for you

See the wonders of our age
All assembled on our stage
Too fantastic to be true
What sensation seekers seek
Every kind of living freak
And it's only for you

If it's marvel and illusion that your soul and body crave
You'll be leaving here content without a doubt
Are you ready? Are you willing?
Are you braver than the brave?
There's an oh-so simple way of finding out

Is your life a little hum-drum?
Is your wife a little glum?
We've a remedy for all who wear a frown
We won't bite you, we'll delight you
We invite you to succumb
To this singular attraction
Which is offered at a fraction
Of the price of any other show in town

We've got jugglers from the East
We've got vermin, we've got beasts
It's a pretty heavy brew
We've a fiddler from the West
Who is said to be possessed
And it's only for you

We bring magic, we bring mirth
We've been halfway 'round the earth
From Turin to Timbuktu
To present to you today
This delectable display
Which is only for you

Such a show you've never seen
Such a show there's never been
And today's our grand debut
Prince and pauper come on in
Let the spectacle begin
'Cause it's only for you

Let the banners be unfurled
Raise the curtain on our world
Without any more adieu
Mr. Y has all you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
And it's only for you
Welcome each and everyone
To our festival of fun
For you!

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Meg Giry
The Ohh-La-La Girl
Five shows daily
Only here at Phantasma!
And not forgeting the fabolous Miss Fleck...

Hurry up, people! You have four more shows to do
No time to doddle!