Can't Keep It Down

You see there's this girl in dance
And every time I see her
Something just comes over me
Well you know what it's like

When you wake up in the morning
And its hard
Standing up straight at attention
Like the changing of the guard
Or how it is in a porno shop
When you put your quarter in the slot ahh!
And you try to look cool so nobody knows that you're hurt ah ah

You go to a club
And you're high on some fine marijuana
And the singer in the band
Got all of her moves from Madonna and you wanna
Or late at night you're in home in bed alone
And its cold out
You put your hand where it's warm
As you open up miss January's fold out
Well that's how it is
When she's around

And I can't
No I can't
I can't keep it down

I can't keep it down
When that girl's around
I can't keep it under my control
I can't keep it keep it down
No no no no I can't (I can't keep it down)
I wanna I wanna
I wanna rock and roll

Alright Mr Vegas the joke is over
But I've got another one
This one's really painful
Alright go buy I'm warning you

I'm thinking about the time in my life
When I first learned what crying was
The first time I ever had to come face to face
With what dying was
The relatives gathered all in black
To mourn for my great aunt Juanita
When who comes through the door
To pay her respects
But our cousin Conchita

The tears in her eyes
Only made her look even more Spanish, arriba arriba
As I watched her I swear
I could feel the floor under me vanish ah ah
So she goes to them all
And she finally comes over to me
And she kisses my cheek and I lower my eyes
I can hardly believe what I see
Cause I'm looking down
The front of her gown

And I can't
No I can't
I can't keep it down

I can't keep it down (I can't keep it down)
When that girl's around (I can't keep it down)
I wanna I wanna
I wanna rock and roll

Rock and roll (rock and roll)
(Rock and roll! rock and roll! rock and roll! rock and roll!)
I wanna rock and roll!