All Ways

At your worst, at your best
Stinky feet, hair in a mess
All ways
Always
Chocolate ice cream on your face
Blue ribbon smile, or in last place
All ways
Always

In all of your odd ways
Your big and small ways
Straight and crossways
Pink or blue
No matter what they say
No matter what you do
Any and all ways
I'm for you

And if you fell into a big black hole
And came out, squeezed down, infinitely small
You know you'd be my favorite singularity
Or if your time machine ran out of gas
And sent your body to the future and your head to the past
That would be insane, but yeah
Even that way

And I'm telling you, all ways
In big and small ways
Straight and cross ways
Red, yellow, pink, or blue
No matter what they say
No matter what you do
Any and all ways
I'm for you

Love is blind, happy and free
Hearts don't have the eyes to see
All they do is tick
And believe
I hope you know just what I mean
There's no test, just do your thing
The best you, you can be

So zip this promise in your fanny pack
Put it in the pocket of your corduroy slacks
Whatever
It don't matter
'Cause not one thing will change this fact
I mean, do take baths, of course do that
But always, whatever you do

Just remember
All ways
I'm for you