We Run the Border Patrol
Lived in Chivato Beach
I lived in East LA
I had a bitchin' low rider
Cops towed it away
I called my uncle Tito
'Cause I had no money
He said listen to this
I think it might sound funny but
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
I went straight into green
From the barrio
Now I'm in the Border Patrol
With my best t-shirt
My best flip flop shoes
I met with La Migra
For the interview
Five seconds later
Said I got the job
And a big fat 'ol pay check
For being a slob
I went straight from the ghetto
Straight outta the hood
Right through their
A-cad-mee
Like they told me I would
Now I'm wearing some green
Got me a badge and a gun
It's like I'm undercover smuggling ale-ee-uns
Whoa!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We keepin' it ghetto
Keepin' it fun
We run the Border Patrol
I worked at a Walmart and Micky Dees
I never bothered with a GED
Then I talked a man in some fancy greens
Said that I could be an agent so easily
Cause cholos gangbangers and criminals too
Are getting hired right now
Why not a Rasta man too
Getting hired was easy
Sister gave it a try
Hired on the spot
She didn't have to apply
She got promoted to supervisor
Right away
Now she's doin' her bosses
In the office
All day
My buddy Wu
He got an intel job
It didn't matter that he
Was with the Chinese mob
Stole a truck load full
Of secret government gear
Ain't nobody seen him
Since he disappeared
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
Do something dumb and you might promote
Yeah
You'll run the Border Patrol
I was drinking tequilas and Corona brews
Then my homies said 'bounce'
And it was time to cruise
So we jumped in my pickup
We was driving away
With the po-po behind us
The whole pinche way
Cop pulled us over
"You been drinking, son?"
Said "I'm La Migra, cop!
Look at my badge and my gun!"
He said "Get outta the car, boys
And reach for the sun!"
That's when me and my homies
We decided to run
We singing
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
Hired on the spot
When we was out on parole
Now
We run the Border Patrol
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We got it just like we like it
It's out of control
Yeah
Now we run the Border Patrol
I lived in East LA
I had a bitchin' low rider
Cops towed it away
I called my uncle Tito
'Cause I had no money
He said listen to this
I think it might sound funny but
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
I went straight into green
From the barrio
Now I'm in the Border Patrol
With my best t-shirt
My best flip flop shoes
I met with La Migra
For the interview
Five seconds later
Said I got the job
And a big fat 'ol pay check
For being a slob
I went straight from the ghetto
Straight outta the hood
Right through their
A-cad-mee
Like they told me I would
Now I'm wearing some green
Got me a badge and a gun
It's like I'm undercover smuggling ale-ee-uns
Whoa!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We keepin' it ghetto
Keepin' it fun
We run the Border Patrol
I worked at a Walmart and Micky Dees
I never bothered with a GED
Then I talked a man in some fancy greens
Said that I could be an agent so easily
Cause cholos gangbangers and criminals too
Are getting hired right now
Why not a Rasta man too
Getting hired was easy
Sister gave it a try
Hired on the spot
She didn't have to apply
She got promoted to supervisor
Right away
Now she's doin' her bosses
In the office
All day
My buddy Wu
He got an intel job
It didn't matter that he
Was with the Chinese mob
Stole a truck load full
Of secret government gear
Ain't nobody seen him
Since he disappeared
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
Do something dumb and you might promote
Yeah
You'll run the Border Patrol
I was drinking tequilas and Corona brews
Then my homies said 'bounce'
And it was time to cruise
So we jumped in my pickup
We was driving away
With the po-po behind us
The whole pinche way
Cop pulled us over
"You been drinking, son?"
Said "I'm La Migra, cop!
Look at my badge and my gun!"
He said "Get outta the car, boys
And reach for the sun!"
That's when me and my homies
We decided to run
We singing
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
Hired on the spot
When we was out on parole
Now
We run the Border Patrol
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We got it just like we like it
It's out of control
Yeah
Now we run the Border Patrol
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