I'm Having a Good Day (Re-Mastered)

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Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun
I like it when they always have on
People who are shooting guns
Inbred couples from West Virginia
Inbred people, who want to kill you

I saw a story about a man
Who was fucking his daughter
And his wife was fucking her mother
It was something that'd make you wanna fucking shoot up

Tonight's gonna be a really good time
I'm gonna go out
And get really fucking high
I'll shoot some guns
I'll drive around in my car
You know I'll probably end up at the fucking bar

And while I'm there I'm gonna kick some ass
I'm gonna get real high
I'm gonna fuck shit up
I'll kick you in your fucking teeth, if you get in my way
'Cause I'm having a good day

What a good day!
I'm just having a good day

And I don't want you there
No, you'll be at home watching your TV set
You've got your hand holding your fucking dick
And you're cumming
In your fucking mouth
Okay