Lola (Bonus Track)

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like
Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
You know my Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman but she talks like a man
You know my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
Said to me, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I ran for the door
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees
I looked at her, and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo lo lo Lola
Girls will be boys will be boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except my Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I left home just a week before
I never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled took me by the hand
She told me, "Boy, I'll make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
So is Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola

O-o-oh Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola,
lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola