Paul Newman Hates You

Last night I had a dream about, Paul Newman
He called me up at night and said he's gonna kill you
He said he's gonna get you with, good groomin'
He'll cut your hair he'll shave your face he'll cut your throat too
It's hard to get an answer from, Paul Newman
When I ask him why he's planning on killing you
It's so hard to get an answer from, Paul Newman
I mean an answer I believe I mean an answer that's true

Paul Newman hates you
Paul Newman hates you so much

It's getting pretty regular with, Paul Newman
I talk with him a lot, yeah, I would say about twice a week
But it's normally just small talk with, Paul Newman
But this was something different this was something unique
So I'm calling you to warn you about, Paul Newman
He said he'll probably do it in a week, or so,
So you better keep an eye out for, Paul Newman
And if you see him on the street don't wait around to say hello

Paul Newman hates you
Paul Newman hates you so much

I wish he'd talk directly to you,
I know you'd work it out between you two

Paul Newman hates you
Paul Newman hates you so much