My Favourite Female

Holding on, letting go
Say goodbye, say hello
Do it fast and do it slow
Some you hide and some you show

Getting high, getting low
Let the sun shine let it snow
Now you stay and then you go
How do you do I'm John Doe

You're my favourite female, dear

You say meh, I say whoa
You read sci-fi I read Poe
Extraordinary status quo
When you're speechless then you know

Then it's dead, then it grows
Stand on one leg, touch your nose
Do you feel like going home?
Christmas time, ho-ho-ho

Monday morning, cuppa joe
Tuesday PM, cheap merlot
Brand new thoughts are embryos
Love me tender, I'm John Doe

You're my favourite female, dear

You say meh, I say whoa
You read sci-fi I read Poe
Extraordinary status quo
When you're speechless then you know

You're my favourite female, dear
Hooray! I'm stopping at the one!
Play with me this game – I'll be myself
Tada, a sing-song way to fun
For thee, I'll drink a dram of dread
For thee, I'll drink a dram of dread!

You say meh, I say whoa
You read sci-fi I read Poe
Extraordinary status quo
When you're speechless then you know

Holdin on letting go, say goodbye say hello
A very good day to you, I'm John Doe