86'ed

86'ed
Good Ol' Boyz

(JB Weld)
Walk up in the club we got one on the loose
Me plus the Jack equals a ton of abuse
I didn't like his lip. Gave him the 1s and the 2s
I got faith in my swing like a nun on a noose
Now the bartender's pissed cause I barf and I piss
And I don't even go outside before I spark my spliff
I walk past the bouncer and he starts to shift
Now I know exactly where I'm parking my fists
20 shots later I'm too wasted to think
The owner's hella pissed she caught me making my drinks
She's got a couple bouncers but they're shaking in sync
And I can see the fear watch them behave when I blink
Damn I cant help it I'm addicted to fast life
Mind hella cloudy when I'm thinkin' bout last night
Probably shouldn't of taken that last hit of that hash pipe
Shit I was 86ed from my past life

(Remington)
Woah, I've been kicked out of nicer places than this
And I've got to find myself a new place that won't be missed
They put my picture on the wall and put my name right on that list
Making noise with the Good Ol' Boyz and I wound up 86ed

Friday night we was out on the town
I'm feeling mighty fine living right in the now
So tell me bartender would you pour me a round?
She was setting them up and we was knocking them down
Security is tight but that don't surprise me
I pull my hat down so they don't recognize me
You see, I'm likely to fall out of my seat
Get sideways and take the cops on a high-speed
All damn week I've been working my butt off
Tonight I'm drinking until I get cut off
The bartender was thick and she was wearing some cut-offs
Security was pissed. My club won't take their cuts off
It's about to jump off. The tension is thick
We getting dirty looks from these old drunk chicks
I asked the bartender for one more beer
She said no so I threw my bottle at the mirror and said

Woah, I've been kicked out of nicer places than this
And I've got to find myself a new place that won't be missed
They put my picture on the wall and put my name right on that list
Making noise with the Good Ol' Boyz and I wound up 86ed

(Ronny Ron)
We live the fast life party like it's our last night
We can do this right here or in the street light
I ain't never shied away from a damn fight
And I ain't about to start today, boy. That's right
I don't come to the bar to start trouble
But nowadays these boys need a muzzle
Trying to get me something home to cuddle
But I'm about a drink away from needing me a shovel
All the DJs know that I'm an outlaw
Country boy on the mic with no southern draw
Kick shit drink hard and like to get it on
Every drink that I take is like a ticking bomb
Tell you what give me one for the road
Before you kick my butt out in the cold
Never mind you can keep that shit
This ain't the first time I've been 86ed

(Remington)
Woah, I've been kicked out of nicer places than this
And I've got to find myself a new place that won't be missed
They put my picture on the wall and put my name right on that list
Making noise with the Good Ol' Boyz and now I wound up 86ed

I'm 86ed!