If You're Not In Love
Well, I'm tryin' not to panic, but I'm gettin' all romantic
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne
I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you
Now, wait a minute, it gets worse
I found myself holdin' your purse
Waitin' outside that bra and panty store
My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then, I was in for it for sure
Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they sure do find it funny
They say you've changed my ways
And that you're spending all my money, honey
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of trouble
I got this lump in my throat, think I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs, too
Now, all the boys down at the shop know
And they laugh until I cried
I told 'em If I mess this up
My mama's gonna tan my hide, honey
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of trouble
Aw, play it, Red
I gave up that can of snuff
No more NASCAR on TV
Honey, if that ain't enough
This may be the death of me
Oh, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Aw, If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a whole lot of trouble
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne
I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you
Now, wait a minute, it gets worse
I found myself holdin' your purse
Waitin' outside that bra and panty store
My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then, I was in for it for sure
Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they sure do find it funny
They say you've changed my ways
And that you're spending all my money, honey
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of trouble
I got this lump in my throat, think I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs, too
Now, all the boys down at the shop know
And they laugh until I cried
I told 'em If I mess this up
My mama's gonna tan my hide, honey
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of trouble
Aw, play it, Red
I gave up that can of snuff
No more NASCAR on TV
Honey, if that ain't enough
This may be the death of me
Oh, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Aw, If you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Now if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a whole lot of trouble
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Writer(s): James Watson, Neal Lowry
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