Forgetting to Remember

Look at me but don't take pity
I know my face isn't very pretty
I fell off my bike as you can tell
My eye did not fall out it's socket
And I found my phone still intact in its pocket
So overall I'm doing pretty well

A day to remember to forget
You do the things you instantly regret
You want it to be over
But you haven't got there yet
A day to remember to forget

I had a god night out at Tom's
I drank some drinks and I played some songs
At twelve o'clock I'd aged to twenty-five
When I got home my face was sore
I wished that I was twenty-four
But its nice to know that I made it back alive

A day to remember to forget
You do the things you instantly regret
You want it to be over
But you haven't got there yet
A day to remember to forget

The week before my friend Chris
Saw a badger but he couldn't miss
He'd had a bit to drink and it was dark
He picked himself up off the floor
And spent the next few days quite sore
But the badger wandered off without a mark

A day to remember to forget
You do the things you instantly regret
You want it to be over
But you haven't got there yet
A day to remember to forget

Although I seem to joke about
I want to scream and I want to shout
That I'm lucky to be standing here with you
I've had my friends throughout the years
They've bought me joy and they've bought me tears
But some of them have gone away too soon

These days I remember and forget
I miss the ones I'm lucky to have met
My life feels like it's peaking
But it hasn't started yet
These days I remember and forget
These days I remember and forget
A day to remember to forget