Monkey Glands

Get your monkey glands
Learn to walk on your hands
Put hair on your chest
And big arms in your vest

Build castles out of sand
Are you really a man
Made of beef in a can
Do you understand

Square up to your sex
Post a pic of your pecs
Start a fight in a bar
Scream at girls from your car

Inject this in your spine
It's australopithecine
You'll be fine
It'll grow back your hairline

I'll be back by November
And just remember that

I
I never sold them to you
You never bought them from me
Get your monkey glands
Get your monkey glands
Ah
You just gotta believe
Then maybe you'll see
It's easy as

For just seven quid
Here's some blood from a squid
With a smidgeon of ink
Why don't you give it a drink

Let's open up the bids
Take a look at this kid
So languid
With one sip
He is built like a house

Take Luke over there
He's just sprayed up hair
With no muscle mass
And a miniscule ass

Crybaby modern man
Men should be hard as apes
Not these flakes
Who just traipse
Around coffee shops

I
I never sold them to you
You never bought them from me
Get your monkey glands
Get your monkey glands
Ah
You just gotta believe
Then maybe you'll see
It's easy as

So
You wanna regain your youth
Try this tufted deer tooth
Na na na na na na na na na na

For increased virility
Try this fur shaved from a bee
Na na na na na na na na na na



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Writer(s): The Imaginary Hat
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