Dr. Do-Good

You say you get your jolly goods by trottin' o'er the globe
Ridin' on a camel's back in a crimson robe
Your birth reads like a novel as for how you came to be
You say your mummy found you in a laughing willow tree
Your twisted form of madness
In relation to your sadness
Is 'cause you have been ladless this year
But... Dr. Do Good is here

If you will but rest your head upon that pillow there
We'll delve into the sickedness that brought you to my care
Just close your eyes and we'll regress
What did your Daddy do?
Oh yes, my dear, it's quite alright, I hear the music too
Your twisted form of madness
In relation to your sadness
Is 'cause you have been ladless this year
But Dr. Do Good is here

Are lechers lurkin' to annoy ya
Whole world plottin' to destroy ya
Ah but have no fear, my dear
It's only basic paranoia

I hear the tinkle of a bell, my Doctor's callin' me
Your Doctor said to tell you that he'd be back at three
But I've so enjoyed our little chat "what did you Daddy do?"
Oh yes, my dear, it's quite alright, I hear the music too
Your twisted form of madness
In relation to your sadness
Is 'cause you have been ladless this year
What?