Bondage Bob

It's Christmas 2001
The first Christmas for Neville's son
I bought a gift for baby John
A toy unfit for a boy so young

But my present to John was the best bar none
A surprise to all, designed to stun
A soft toy bear—cuddly and fun
And the fun had just begun

Bondage Bob
The next heartthrob
Bondage Bob
From the novelty shop
Bondage Bob
He wears a leather top
Bondage Bob
From the novelty shop

You see, I bought a bear in bondage wear
With leather straps and underwear
The parents were there, but they didn't care
And the grandparents, well they were unaware

Bob the bear, super debonair
His love for handcuffs a real bugbear
You can't take him anywhere

Bondage Bob
The next heartthrob
Bondage Bob
From the novelty shop
Bondage Bob
He wears a leather top
Bondage Bob
From the novelty shop

I wear my leather, no matter what the weather
With whips and chains, I'll please with pain
Let me ride you with a saddle; let me hit
You with a paddle
Stay by my side, I'll keep you satisfied

Bondage Bob
The next heartthrob
Bondage Bob
From the novelty shop
Bondage Bob
He wears a leather top
Bondage Bob
From the novelty shop



Credits
Writer(s): Spaceman Africa
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