Cake

Hugs and cookies turn to fucks and kisses
Part-time ladies become full-time Mrs
Marriage, marriage, it's what brings us together today
Not me, I'm here for the cake

Choose your piece, do you wanna lot of frosting
It'll give you such a rush but leave your insides rotting
"You can't have your cake and eat it too"
They say to you while they're sucking on a sugar cube

I take what I want, I get what I need
Sign your life away and watch the ink start to bleed
Is that all you got, well then give it to me
Why you making promises you know you won't keep

Love will find and save you if you've got
A savings account, a house, a yard to let the dogs run about
But even then, I give it five to ten
And you're back to playing hooky on your lunch break with a friend

I take what I want, I get what I need
Sign your life away and watch the ink start to bleed
Is that all you got, well then give it to me
Why you making promises you know you won't keep

There's a lot on my plate
It's more than I expected
I take what I can get and then go back for seconds
Just one little slice would leave me satisfied
Too much of a good thing isn't bad, it's kinda nice

If I'm the one for you, then maybe I'll take two
Don't tell me what I'm supposed to do
Don't tell me I'll get sick if I eat more of it
Maybe you can hold your liquor, but I can hold my sugar
And I ain't here for moral support
Pass my fork

I take what I want, I get what I need
Sign your life away and watch the ink start to bleed
Is that all you got, well then give it to me
Why you making promises you know you won't keep

Hugs and cookies turn to fucks and kisses
Part-time ladies become full-time Mrs
Marriage, marriage, it's what brings us together today
Not me, no, I'm here for the cake