Smoke Two Joints

She was living in a single room with three other individuals
One of them was male and the other two
Well, the other two were females
God only knows what they were up to in there
And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn
That all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes
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I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemilla
Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemilla

Eazy-E, were ya ever caught slippin'?
Hell no

Daddy, he once told me
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma, she once told me
"Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man
Who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine"
"But first take care of head"

Whoa, rock me tonight
For old time's sake
Oh, oh, oh, oh