Beer, Beer, Beer

One, two, three
Beer, beer, beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer

A long time ago, way back in history
When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops
And he invented a wonderful drink, and he made it out of hops

He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
And look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
But one thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell
So come on all may lucky lads, eleven o'clock ye stop
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops
One, two, three, four, five

He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
And look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer

A bushel of malt, a barrel of hops, you stir it around with a stick
That salty lubrication that makes your engine tick
A 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks
It's only eight hapenny pot and one and six in tax
One, two, three, four, five

He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
And look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!