Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast feat. Pete Gardner -
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 3 (Original Television Soundtrack)
My Sperm Is Healthy
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
Like an oil magnate
When I ejaculate
That's what my doctors tell me
My point is in a nutshell
Each time I nut, I nut well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me
'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got that high end jizz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager
Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
When I come I come like the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes
Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is going up in you
My sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got that magic jizz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
Like an oil magnate
When I ejaculate
That's what my doctors tell me
My point is in a nutshell
Each time I nut, I nut well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me
'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got that high end jizz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager
Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
When I come I come like the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes
Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is going up in you
My sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got that magic jizz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
Credits
Writer(s): Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Bloom
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