He's The New Guy

He's the new guy, you can't trust him.
He's a bad guy, even when he's nice
Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability,
Do you think that means he has a secret Heart of Gold?
So there was that one scene where he pooped his pants in front of you
I mean, he made a scene.
Well I, for one, ain't sold.
He's the new guy,
not easily reformed buy some quirky girl he met at work.
Just because now that he became a season regular.
And by season regular, I mean he eats bran in the spring.
Doesn't mean the show is now called rich and pompous lawyer.
And by show I mean his favourite show, which by the way is wings.
Screw the new guy, well I did that.
And that's how I know he hasn't changed a bit.
He's an evil sociopath he's tricked you into liking him.
Why else do you think I'm singing this reprise?
And, by singing this reprise,
I mean whatever just don't think about it.
Let's sue the new guy.
Ha-bub Ha-bub
Ha-bub Ha-bub
(Daryl) hey what do you mean by reprise?
Hey Daryl shut up.