There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea

Okay, everybody
Here comes Grover's song
So, everybody get ready to sing along (okay, oh, yes)

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
Boring, Grover

(Faster) there's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
(Come on, everybody)
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea (ha-ha-ha)

Here comes the cute part, ehem
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea (yeah)
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Now, there's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Come on
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea (ha-ha-ha)
(Phew)

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
(Phew)
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail, there's a tail
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea (ha)
(Ah)

There's a flea on the tail on the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Ah, please help me
There's a flea on the tail on the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

(Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait) (huh, huh)
Okay now
There's a flea, there's a flea
There's a flea on the tail on the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
I said, there's a speck on the flea on the tail of the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a speck, there's a speck
There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Ah, I want my mommy

There's a teeny-weeny something that's so small
You almost can't see it on the speck
On the flea on the tail of the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
(There's a what?)

There's all that stuff in the bottom of the sea
There's a teeny-weeny something, there's a teeny weeny something
There's a teeny weeny something
On the speck on the flea on the tail of the frog on the bump
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

So, let's just forget about that teeny-weeny something, huh?
And then we'll pluck the speck, flick the flea
Tweak the tail, flip the frog, bang the bump
Lose the log, fill up the hole in the bottom of the sea
'Cause no one wants a hole in the bottom of the sea

Ha-ha-ha, hooray
That's a great song, Grover, ha-ha-ha-ha
You sound like you were falling over there, Grover