The General's Accordion

General Smith-Gordon and his accordion
Bobbing in the river
Dobson Lee ate a pound did he
From the general's private larder

It seems they knew at about a half past two
He'd be entertaining Lady Halgrave
The lads affixed a few loose sticks
Below a river platform

He began to serenade her
Above the sparkling water
When suddenly he was below her
A swift current catching him

Get him out just get him out don't get him out just get him out
Blub blub blub

Now they select his kippers and snuff
And snort a cheer to Gordon and such
A finer charge he never did lead
Prepare to surrender, River Mead



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Writer(s): Za's Stair
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