Drunk Dial

Well shit it's early
Even though it's half past 11:30
But the alcohol's not done
And my vision is blurry
But take a break sight
'Cuz I'm in no hurry
No I've got lots of time
Well let me address everyone
If you're not singing along
Then you're not having fun
And we'll all get mad
And pour our booze on you

Ok, so
This is the part of the song
Where you make that one drunk phone call
Of the evening
But you're only allowed to make one drunk phone call
Cuz you're here
And that's where you need to stay
There's probably that one friend who couldn't make it out
And wasn't lying to you
They're having a baby
Or they're really involved with a puzzle
So it's to this person that you're gonna give a call
Only if it's appropriate
No ex-girlfriends
No ex-boyfriends
You'll thank me later
You can send the thank you check to
6954 N. Sheridan Rd
Chicago, IL
Alright here's the practice round
This is what we're gonna say to that person
We're gonna say

Hello
I'm drunk
And I wish that you could be here
But you're not
And that sucks
But please my friend don't shed a tear
'Cuz while we have a good time
A toast to you 'cuz you were on my mind

Everybody
Hello
I'm drunk
And I wish that you could be here
But you're not
And that sucks
But please my friend don't shed a tear
'Cuz while we have a good time
A toast to you 'cuz you were on my mind

Hang up the phone
Cuz now it's time to say what's up
To the people who are here
The people who actually stuck around
Said, "yeah, I'll make it out"
And they stuck to their damn word
Here's to the people in the production of
I Hate Tommy Finch
To the people
Who made this music possible
You know who you are
We're gonna give love to everyone here tonight
Even the strangers
And to these people
This is what we're gonna say
Here's the practice round
We're gonna say

Hello I'm drunk
And I'm happy you could be here
We got tonight to get sunk
So snag this girl another beer
Well let's all have a good time
A toast to you and every friend of mine

Everybody
Hello I'm drunk
And I'm happy you could be here
We got tonight to get sunk
So grab this girl another beer
Well let's all have a good time
A toast to you and every friend of mine

One more time
Hello I'm drunk
And I'm happy you could be here
We got tonight to get sunk
So snag this girl another beer
Well let's all have a good time
A toast to you and every friend of mine

Get drunk
Goodnight baby
Let's go get messy
Let's get messy