Muddy Shoes

I miss my sex robot I skipped the fourth payment
So I had to return it but I left her body tainted
Listening to Weeknd girl I hope we get aquatinted
She said I was a dog, she threw me out she couldn't train it
Four bottles of Blue Moon she mad I didn't drink it
I left without bank in
Keith like "what the fuck ya' thinking?"
New phone who dis? bighead you up or are you sleeping?
Her body was so Dominican I forgot she was Puerto Rican
Thirsty boy acting demon
Liking all her recents
She said she got a man but that's not something I believe in
Off with the head, shoot me dead this is treason
You're just a chicken shit you need some seasoning

I am not your friend or buddy
Your river left my shoes all muddy
I see you got like eight friends wit' you
We'll do you got a bad one for me?
I am not your friend or buddy
Your river left my shoes all muddy
I see you got like eight friends wit' you
We'll do you got a bad one for me?
(For me, yeah)

Like okay so the other guy is cool (facts!)
Can we just like' not bring Darren?
He is like' so fucking weird
Like' the whole night he just kept like' staring at me
He wasn't even saying anything
Plus he doesn't even fucking drink
So like' whats the point of even hanging out with us?

I'm not your guy buddy
I warned you, check my rhymes honey
Grown man wit' no standards prepare to die slutty
Don't trust ya'll, barely trust myself
Getting here took 100 elk's
Medicated, meditated, educated
Nothing helped
I been stepping in shit
If you wanna' get on this dick
Prepare to forget what we did
Because I'm vanilla as shit
I contact you missionary
She thinks I'm a visionary
Probably never getting married
Until then I'm hitting anyone
I can tolerate
My favorite part of sex is having someone to talk to
Yo Darren! I have an extra sex robot you can buy it from me
She an older model tho' she kinda' chubby

I am not your friend or buddy
Your river left my shoes all muddy
I see you got like eight friends wit' you
We'll do you got a bad one for me?
I am not your friend or buddy
Your river left my shoes all muddy
I see you got like eight friends wit' you
We'll do you got a bad one for me?
(For me, yeah)

(Next message)
Yo bro! what's good man?
Yo I heard what happen with that girl
Look bro, don't even worry about that
She a fuckin' burger
We about to come in this game and prove everybody wrong
From now on nothing but bad joints
On some made in Mexico shit now, you feel me?
The next time I hear you stressing over
Some burger bitch that dubbed you
She better be looking like some fuckin' Zooey Deschanel or some shit
Listen let's just get this money and make
These moves, aight man?
Be safe