Grass Man

Don't pollute, 'cause it is bad
Or the Grass Man will come... and rape your dad
He'll eat your soul... with his FINGERS
Because they are his soul eaters
He'll fuck you in the face, then he'll fuck you in the ass
Because you fucked with his fucking grass
So don't leave your garbage on the ground
Or the Grass Man's dick will slap you down

I used to go without a care, with pollution every day
But the Grass Man came into my life, and he showed me a better way

Little Timmy was walking home from school
He threw some trash on the ground
That CRAZY FOOL
The Grass man arose from the depths of hell
And kicked little Timmy in the balls
Timmy just dropped to his knees and cried
'Cause all of his sperm... died

I used to go without a care, with pollution everyday
But the Grass Man came into my life, and he showed me a better way

I'm the Grass Man! I came from the underworld
I'm here to rip off the nuts of you boys and girls
You trashin' my turf! Now that ain't right
So I'm gonna eat yo' balls tonight
Don't get me wrong! I'm not mean
I just don't like it when you trash my green
When I watch you throw away your trash and miss
I wanna drown you in Grass man piss

I used to go without a care, with pollution everyday
But the Grass Man came into my life, and he showed me a better way
'Cause the grass man is rad
And I want to be rad
Pollution is bad
And that's not rad at all