Not Myself Today - From "Freaky Friday" the Disney Channel Original Movie

I was ready to be grown-up
Just waiting for the day
And now I am freaking
Does mommy feel this way?

See, they think that I have answers
They look to me to guide
They see this old, old woman
But there's a little girl inside

I'm not myself today
I'm in a funny way
I'm not the thing they think they see
This alpha mommy -
She's not me

They want a woman I can't be
And words that I can't say
I'm not myself, I'm not myself today

They are all so condescending,
It's really not okay
They smile and call me "sweetheart"
Does Ellie feel this way?

See, if only they would listen
I could get this search on track
But when they hear me talking
They just think I'm talking back

I'm not myself tonight
And more than me's not right
Cause Fletcher's lost and so am I

It's not that often bye the bye
I wish I were a six-foot guy
But I want to win this fight
I'm not myself, I'm not myself tonight

If I had a kid and the kid ran away
I would hunt him down and kill him
Oh no, what a thing to say

If I had a kid and the kid ran away
I would find him, and I would hold him
And then I'd kill him, okay,
I'm sorry! I'm not myself today

Not myself
I'm not myself
I'm not myself today

I'm not myself today
I'm in an awful way
I know I should be standing tall

I've never felt so young and small
It breaks my heart to hear them call
And there's nothing I can't say

I'm not the woman I thought I was
I'm not the woman they think they see
I'm not myself, I'm not myself today

Hey Fletcher
Fletcher
Fletcher