Nerd Rap

Every day I wake up, set up, prepare
I get all excited when the time comes near
I kick it with my buddies, we pull out the dice
And we start D&D and play all night

Fight the dragon, the witch, the knight
When we start playing, we couldn't sound more white
I put on my wizard cap and blow 'em away
Cause every time I show up, you know we gonna play

I'm the classic nerd, and my basement is preferred
I'm the original weeb, naruto's what I need
I'm the basic geek, but I'm still a freak
I'm the biggest dork, and gaming is my work
I'm a NERD
I legit game for a living
Just kidding I wish
I live in my mom's basement

When I go to school and go to class
When I hear the bell ring, I've gotta run fast
While running from the bullies, I trip on my feet
I lose my lunch money so I don't get to eat

Fight the dragon, the elves, the orc
All my friends tell me that I'm a huge dork
I pull out my magic wand and conjure my spells
And all of a sudden appeared taco bell

I'm the classic nerd, and my basement is preferred
I'm the original weeb, naruto's what I need
I the basic geek, but I'm still a freak
I'm the biggest dork, and gaming is my work
"Hey man, you wanna watch some Dragon Ball Z?"
"NANI?"

I don't need a job 'cause gaming is my life
My Mama said "get yourself a job and a wife"
"Would you just leave me alone lady"
"I just want me some damn grandbabies"

Pull out our Gameboys, Pokemon gold
Play it all day and it never gets old
Favorite one of em all is Pikachu
Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!

I'm the classic nerd, and my basement is preferred
I'm the original weeb, naruto's what I need
I the basic geek, but I'm still a freak
I'm the biggest dork, and gaming is my work

I'm the classic nerd
I'm the original weeb
I the basic geek
I'm the biggest dork

Every night I stay up, tired to death
I give it all that I've got, till my last breath
Goodnight to my buddies, we put away the dice
We end D&D just for the night