My Experience Being Abducted by Aliens

While I was being abducted
By aliens the other day
I realized
I forgot to turn the oven off

Well my house burned down
And that made me mad
So I looked up their number
In the Phone book

When they came back the next day
I had the manager's name
So I said
Take me to your feeder

They took me to the water cooler
And soon it came to life
And it flew away
With all the apple juice inside

Soon the microwave came out
Said "What's the problem sir?"
I am very dissatisfied with my experience
I said to him

Well they were very agreeable
They made it all okay
They gave me a coupon
To be abducted the next day



Credits
Writer(s): Herbert Berwald
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