The Toad Lickers

Here come the toad lickers
Leap froggy into town
Here come the toad lickers
Your world is upsaide down

Watch out you shopkeepers
Petrol pump attendants
How're you burger flippers?
We're gonna burn that bastard down

Here come the toad lickers
With snackin attitudes
Gallon of paint stripper
Horse pills and rubber tube

Tank up on Dr. Pepper
Twicklets and Chappa-cakes
Long trail of sweet wrappers
Swirling in our wake

Forget your blues, forget your punk
And funk and christian rock 'n roll
(Toad lickers)
Receive the glands, secrete a brand new
Mash of Bluegrass and techno
(And do-si-do)

Suffer you toad lickers
They're lurking all around
Those enemies of freedom
They'll try to bring you down

Come on you toad lickers
High time to hit the mall
'Make hay not war' sticker
On every 4x4

Wreak devastation the vegetation
All over stone down here
(Stone down here)
I'd the species by the feces
In the free mountain air
And I'm so there

Gather the toad lickers
Fan out and hit the town
Scatter them pig knickers
This pond is sacred now

Here come the toad lickers
Leap froggy into town
Look out you city slickers
We're gonna burn that bastard down