Number One: A Fortnite Song

I'm off the bus and floating down
I'm gliding through the air
Gotta search for chests inside this town
And hope that no one's there

Gonna find a gun or two, 'cause killin' you's
The quickest way to get some loot!
So stand still and wait 'til
I have the chance to shoot you!

Where have I gone? Did I explode?
Why's all my stuff in the road?

I'm number one! I'm the first to die
I'm number one to be blown sky high
I'm number one! Okay, that's a lie
But in my mind, I'm number one

I'll break some brick and place a wall
To keep my foes at bay!
Then I'll build my fort ten stories tall
'Til the base gets blown away!

Wounded by a shotgun slug, I'll chug a jug
And hopefully I might survive!
The storm's taking form
Gotta run to stay alive!

One careless step, one fatal blow
Just one more round 'cause I know

I'm number one in the reaper's eye
I'm number one to say my goodbye
I'm number one, I'd accept a tie
I can't deny, I'm number one

My keys are dull
This screen is way too small
The lag! My ping!
I'll blame the mouse, the cat
Or almost anything!

My Port-a-Fort is lookin' fine!
My bush disguise is lit
Yo, this Boogie Bomb's not even mine
And this shopping cart's the- (Shoot!)

Breaking through the basement walls, the bathroom stall's
A perfect place to place a trap
No duo knows you-know-who's hiding there to-
Crap

One hundred foes all want me dead!
One round from now they'll have said

I'm number one! Eating humble pie
I'm number one! Yeah, I'm that one guy
I'll Save the World while I ugly cry
And question why I'm number one