Novocaine (Apieceofonion Remix)

The doctor will see you now
How are you today?
What seems to be the problem?
Well, I don't think that's the case
Something is wrong
And it's all your fault

How are you today?
I've found a diagnosis
And I have just what you need
Something is wrong
And it's all your fault

Don't be afraid
You're making things worse
I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here
Don't run away, I'll throw the treatment in reverse
Everything you need is prescribed by me

First of all
Let's establish one thing
A kind heart like me
Really doesn't have to do this
You don't deserve it

So pay your fees with appreciation
You're in my debt
For as long as you need medication
For a chronic condition

And everybody's watching
Everybody wants to know
"What the hell is wrong with you, there!"
"Over there!"
Everybody notice the abomination inside your mouth.

Now don't make this harder than it has to be
You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity

Your infection shall have its final dance

With a small pinch
Let's administer the Novocaine
It's not that painful
So why the hell are you crying?

I gave you treatment
You didn't even feel a thing in the first place
Oh, how fucking sad, you made excuses to dissociate
You're bleeding now 'cause you never floss
And I'm the one who deals with your loss
So open your mouth

And say ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Say ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Don't make this harder than it has to be
You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
Your infections shall have its final dance

Don't be afraid, you're making things worse
I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here
Don't run away, I'll throw the treatment in reverse
Everything you need is prescribed by me

Say ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Say ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Now all of your memories, memories, memories
Must be side effects, side effects
Side effects of the anesthesia

I never did, never did anything
To warrant your hate, your hate
Your hatred towards me
Anyway, let's try again
The doctor will see you now

Say ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Don't pull away, you're making things worse
I should know 'cause I'm the surgeon here
Don't be afraid, I've given you everything
All the teeth I pull are mine to keep

I tried to help you
You chose to refuse
If you want it that way
I'm gonna operate
Forever and a day
You never had a say
I know exactly what's best for you
I've done exactly what's best for you