Super Smash Bros Ultimate Rap

GameboyJones

Yeah, bring it back, where they started out
And they brought in everybody with a party hat
Super Smash Bros, bringing all their past foes
Game is getting hotter like I'm bringing it Tabasco
I was geek when I saw the hype
"Yo, the Switch coming through with Installment 5"
Then I went: "Ay, shit, there's King K. Rool
And they even got more to join the crew!"
In the middle of little literally,
Little did we know they brought in the Ridley and I'ma be witnessing
Waluigi, gotta be stinking, you gotta be kidding me
Come on, fingers crossed, 'cause I'm waiting for DLC
Ooh, yeah, go and do the dash,
Ooh, yeah, get 'em with the smash,
Ooh, yeah, let 'em know they trash,
Ooh, yeah, got a money match?

I really feel this, so i think that I might Shulk a bit
Y'all gon' catch these hands when I get on these sticks in Ultimate
Hope they bring in Shadow and we see more of these fighters
And you know that I got hype-er
When they brought back the Ice climbers

Cilvanis

Tell me you are ready for the Ultimate Smash
New characters, and everyone from the past,
Playing this game for the rest of my life,
See you my friend, "Yeah, it's been nice"
Man, its so crazy, the Inklings amazing,
We even got Daisy, thats my kind of lady
Please, I can ride, take all of my money
You vs me, that's not even funny
Theres a no brainer, I whip it like Richter
Nobody is sicker, Im always the victor
I grab the controller, and then I go loco
I shoot up you now, then go run from the poco
Your girl is a fuck, she like how I shine
December, the 7th, I'll keep that in mind
I'm standing in line, until it is time,
Im grabbing a copy and then Ima grind
I cooking nice with the range
We used to bringin' the pain,
Process the same,
Except you cant get on the stage
Ganondorf looks like he bought it
Mario gotta be solid
Ice Climbers hit with the mallet
Bayo did not win the ballot
Three different Links
A tink and a yink
Wolf maybe blink
I need a drink
Pikachu might be the best
Lucas still better than Ness
Ridley can flex
DLC Pirate and Rex
And you know Goku is... next.
Yes

Announcer
Time for a special announcement!!

GameboyJones
Yeah, Goku, yeah that would be good, dude,
DBZ in Smash, that sounds like a do few
Did you see? They brought in Castlevania
Got the Belmont Boys, now thats the same, man

Cilvanis

I just want Shadow to come with the skates
Not bringing Sora will be a mistake
We dont need Crash, that dude is so trash,
Banjo Kazooie, we need that mean booey!

GameboyJones

Wow. Now I need to hit a key note
I need a bit of water when they bring in Geno
We know Capcom has the boat
When they bring in the wrath of Rathalos

Cilvanis

Please give me Sora, Vegeta, and Sasuke
I just want Kratos and Vergul and Dante
Spongebob and Patrick and Scooby Doo
And... Le... LeBron James.