Operation Hell Pants

He gave a 9-hour lecture on the curative properties of cheese
Screwed the girl who stayed and gave her some disease
Died in debtor's prison with his pants around his knees
Was buried in a field where he used to pee
Mumpton J. Brumley was some kind of flea
Mumpton J. Brumley was some kind of flea

She made the beaten track look like some kind of home
Bought a new guitar with a micro loan
Came up with a riff and stuck in a poem
Now the marquee says, One Night Only: Guitar Joan
Now the marquee says One Night Only: Guitar Joan

Operation Hell Pants



Credits
Writer(s): Za's Stair
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