Why Won't You Let Me Sing?

We're pre-pubescent vespas
In a hairy Harley harem
We're sleepily domestic
Literary arbitrarum
We're creepily invested
In a barely-start fling
Oh, why won't you let me sing?

Extracting from the pear trees
Liquid pavement tar to feed 'em
We'll have enough to squarely
Inundate an arboretum
We'll fasten ossuarian
Containers filled 'til Spring
Oh, why won't you let me sing?

Why won't you let me sing?
Le lu le la le li le la le lu le la le ling
Oh, why won't you let me sing?
It barely even means a freakin' thing

Why haven't you attempted to
Reveal the veiled dilemma?
No syllabic rudimentum
Lose the TV and antenna
A cracked and ruined effort to
Appeal the bail ruling
Oh, why won't you let me sing?

Your fantasies are, yes, indeed
Astute as my delusions
We plant a seed and never see
The fruit like Isaac Newton
Your plans for me are readily
Diluted by my dingus
Why won't you let me sing?

Why won't you let me sing?
Le lu le la le li le la le lu le la le ling
Oh, why won't you let me sing?
It barely even means a freakin' thing

Insidious in synthesis and
Righteously addictive
This isn't just insipid drivel
Blinding me from business
Enlist incumbent innocence
Prescribe some prattling
Oh, why won't the dogs have blimps?

If queasy Caesar wheezed then he'd be
Heaving off his heezy
If breezy Jesus pleased then he'd be
Skiing off to Fiji
If skeezy Beavis sneezed, his bees would
Leave an awful sting
Oh, why won't you let me sing?

Why won't you let me sing?
Le lu le la le li le la le lu le la le ling
Oh, why won't you let me sing?
It barely even means a freakin'
It barely even means a freakin'
It barely even means a freakin' thing
Why won't you let me sing?
Why won't you let me sing?



Credits
Writer(s): Zachariah Lint
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