Tang 'Em Up

If what you wanna do is cook a feast
M to the W is good to me
Cuz you can't eat a B-L-T without that W-H-I-P

I gotta lots a dough (Ca-ching)
For a Lobster Roll (Yum)
Made with some Miracle Whip (Pretty Please)
Not Mayo
You bring the whip into the kitchen you gone stop the show
Got the flavor you been missing don't drop the bowl
You don't have to be a 5 star chef
All you need 3 stars, miracle whip, pot and stove
Elote is already great, but the miracle whip gives it a tangy taste
I know you wanna spread it all over the place, but don't get it all over your face

Don't be a lame, Don't be a lame-o
Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo
Don't be a lame, Don't be a lame-o
Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo

That good taste makes my face send a tear to my lip
Catch up to the pace get some miracle whip
Don't bring your potato salad to my cookout
If that taste aint valid then you getting kicked out
What you make this with? It better be miracle whip
If its not its going in the garbage Imma close the lid

Don't be a lame, Don't be a lame-o
Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo
Don't be a lame, Don't be a lame-o
Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo

Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)
Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)
Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)
Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)

Don't be a lame, Don't be a lame-o
Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo
Don't be a lame, Don't be a lame-o
Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo

I took a midnight train from Georgia
Down to Miracle Whip, Florida
And when I got off the train I heard an angel say
"Hey can I take your order"

If they serving that miracle whip I'm in there like swimwear
Looking real good rocking' brand new Whip Wear
(Tang gang or don't bang)
I said I'm looking real good rocking brand new whip wear.