Better Call Saul - The Song From The Hit TV Show

You drink one, drink two, drink three Long Island iced teas
But your buddy's worse off, and he throws ya his car keys
Blue lights are a blinking', four o'clock in the morn
State trooper makes you wish that you'd never been born
Better call Saul, better call Saul

You wanna tell the world you're in love with a girl named Fran
So you find an overpass and say it with a spray paint can
Blue lights start a-blinking', those handcuffs click
You know who to call, and you'd better call quick

Saul, Saul, you better call Saul
He'll fight for your rights when your back's to the wall
Stick it to the man, justice for all
You better call Saul

Shopping at the Walmart, short just a couple of beans
There's a George Foreman grill down the back of your blue jeans
They caught you at the checkout and the blue lights blink
Only one guy to call, 'cause the others all stink
Better call Saul, better call Saul (better call Saul)

Your husband disappeared in a most convenient way
Now your troubles are gone, his insurance will surely pay
You get to the bank, but the cops say, "Whoa!"
Who you gonna dial when they lock you down low?

Saul, Saul, you better call Saul
He'll fight for your rights when your back's to the wall
Stick it to the man, justice for all
You heard me, you better call Saul

Your customers are gone, and your store is on the rocks
Spread around the gas, 'cause it's time to torch the stock
But you gotta move quick before you singe your own hair
Who knew there was a homeless guy sleepin' in there?
Better call Saul, better call Saul (better call Saul)

FBI finds kids trapped in your creepy van
You stay real cool and tell 'em you're the ice cream man
And all that crying just gave you away
Who you gonna call to skip a prison stay?

Saul, Saul, you better call Saul
He'll fight for your rights when your back's to the wall
Stick it to the man, justice for all
You better call Saul

You best call now, you hear?