Last Flight to Abu Dhabi

Jonty was a banker and he made a lot of cash
Betting on derivatives that kind of cause the crash
Now that everybody wants to limit his income
Jonty's packed his bags and he's going on the run

He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi
The richest city in the world
He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi

He's bought himself a penthouse in a tower very high
Booked himself a holiday skiing in Dubai
Can't go on a pub crawl 'cause all the bars are dry
Lost his box at Chelsea, now he watches them on Sky

He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi
The richest city in the world
He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi

Where's he gone?

He's good and gone, gone, gone
Gone, he's good and gone he's good and gone, gone
Gone, he's good and gone

He's good and gone, gone, gone
Gone, he's good and gone he's good and gone, gone
Gone, he's good and gone

Jonty was a banker and he made a lot of cash
Betting on derivatives that kind of caused the crash
He calls himself an expert but everybody knows
He's an economic migrant everywhere he goes

He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi
The richest city in the world
He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi

He's good and gone, gone, gone
Gone, he's good and gone he's good and gone, gone
Gone, he's good and gone

He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi
The richest city in the world
He's on the last flight out to Abu Dhabi