Eat, Sleep, Shit: Live Life (A Day in the Life of the Cat, Dennis Christ)
He went out through the back and in through the front
He went out through the front and cried at the back
What a gak
He tore the carpet to the bone and crapped on my lawn
He scratched all my arm, then cried for his food
Words can't describe how I feel about the cat
Cos I just can't believe how he got away with that
With his furballs on the mat and the scratches on me back
And not a single mouse, well he ever did catch
If you try to stroke his head, he'll try to take your arm
If you give him dry food, he'll try to do you harm
If you relax in the sack, he'll put your face in his crack
Or nibble on your toes, cos this cat is a psycho
Eat! Sleep! Shit! Live Life! Dennis Christ!
But what can you do, he's a part of our life
I'll wait til he's asleep and stick me arse in his face
Eat! Sleep! Shit! Live Life! Dennis Christ!
He went out through the front and cried at the back
What a gak
He tore the carpet to the bone and crapped on my lawn
He scratched all my arm, then cried for his food
Words can't describe how I feel about the cat
Cos I just can't believe how he got away with that
With his furballs on the mat and the scratches on me back
And not a single mouse, well he ever did catch
If you try to stroke his head, he'll try to take your arm
If you give him dry food, he'll try to do you harm
If you relax in the sack, he'll put your face in his crack
Or nibble on your toes, cos this cat is a psycho
Eat! Sleep! Shit! Live Life! Dennis Christ!
But what can you do, he's a part of our life
I'll wait til he's asleep and stick me arse in his face
Eat! Sleep! Shit! Live Life! Dennis Christ!
Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Bland
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Other Album Tracks
- Intro
- Minor Joys in a Two Seat Car
- (He's Got) 54 Copies of Peter Benchley's Jaws
- A State of Contrition
- People! Eat Beef!
- Pretty Boy With Racing Dreams
- It Takes Faith to Be Bland
- The Inevitable Consequence of Homeworking
- She's a Deity
- Eat, Sleep, Shit: Live Life (A Day in the Life of the Cat, Dennis Christ)
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