Love in the Vault

I saw her on Wednesday
And some of my friends say
That I look like somebody in love
Fiscal improvement
And vertical movement
She knows just what I've been dreaming of
Cause I'm getting it plenty
And she's in her twenties
And I can't say her age is my fault
But she is a banker
And I always thank her
For letting us make love in the vault

Money motivator
Perfect presentator
When I'm signing on the dotted line

Cause when you love someone
It shouldn't feel
Like she needs something
That she couldn't steal
And when she banks my funds
It's less appealing
To drive in the oncoming lane

My wife is a blowfish
She pretends not to notice
That I need to work late every night
You might think it's shameful
But she never even puts up a fight
But my baby's a ten
And I'm paying her rent
And I buy her shoes all of the time
And I find it funny
When I'm giving her money
That to me it's just like spending a dime

Love's a rail station
Built on motivation
But the trains don't always run on time

Cause when you love someone
It shouldn't feel
Like she needs something
That she couldn't steal
And when she banks my funds
It's less appealing
To jump without a chute from a plane

I can't remember
Think it was December
When she started getting sick all the time
I was crossing my fingers
But the problem it lingered
She's due on the eighteenth of July

Oh God, somebody save me
She's having my baby
And I hope he doesn't turn out like me

Cause when you love someone
It shouldn't feel
Like she needs something
That she couldn't steal
And when she banks my funds
It's less appealing
To throw myself in front of a train
To jump without a chute from a plane
I'm driving in the oncoming lane