Funky Farm

Welcome friends, to the funky farm
Come in the back, cause it's the backwards barn
Here the rooster doesn't crow, he sleeps in
In fact we often wake up from him loudly snorin'
The donkeys say baaah, and the sheep go hee-ha
Cows ride plows, and say moooooooove on over
The bees don't buzz, they hum b-u-z-z
Why... because we... have spelling bees!

I say hey to the bale of hay, "Hey, Hay!" "Hey!"
Smiling daisies sing a ditty all day (la, la, la, la, la)
The pumpkins hum, the turkeys drum
It's flippity floppin' farming fun

Our pigs wig out, if they get dirty in the mud
They're all about, a good scrub-a-dub
Those chickens sure are party animals
They are so crazy, the eggs they lay come scrambled

I say hey to the bale of hay, "Hey, Hay!" "Hey!"
Smiling daisies sing a ditty all day (la, la, la, la, la)
The pumpkins hum, the turkeys drum
It's flippity floppin' farming fun

Come, come on down to the funky farm, it's a thrill
It's over billy hill, then a right by daffodil mill
If you can't find it, just call, someone will be home
Answering our banana phone

I say hey to the bale of hay, "Hey, Hay!" "Hey!"
Smiling daisies sing a ditty all day (la, la, la, la, la)
The pumpkins hum, the turkeys drum
It's flippity floppin' farming fun