Ur Mom Gay

Hanging with my friends one day, then they say "your mom is gay"
Mom, gay?
Mom is left handed, gay?
Mom bites her string cheese, gay?
My mom's hamburgers are all plain, gay?
I'm worried that my mom is gay
She slept with my dad all day
It might be true what they say
My mom might just be gay
My mom likes jazz, gay?
My mom only has one kidney, gay?
Mom wears makeup, gay?
Life is dull, life is grey
They keep saying my mom is gay
Every time I talk to Bae, she asks me "is your mom gay!"
My mom is an accountant for an accounting firm, gay?
My mom follows the 37th century rule
If there's anything on the ground she'll eat it
She's either gay or has malaria
My mom is really good with Legos
Like it'll say "16+ years" on the box
But she can finish eating them in less than two weeks, gay?
But, wait a second, my mom likes men
Gay.
Ur mom gay
Ur mom gay
Ur mom gay
Ur mom gay



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Writer(s): Braydon Michael Jones
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