Fat Man In The Bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said, "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight
Will you comeback Monday
Will you comeback Tuesday, oh, and then I might"

I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita
What are you up to, my Juanita?
I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita
What are you up to, my Juanita?

Well, I don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes
I don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin'
Throw me a line, show me a sign
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
Runnin' down the street, yellin' at the top of his lungs, oh
All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun, oh
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run

I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita
What are you up to, my Jaunita?
I said Jaunita, my sweet taquito
What are you up to, my Juanita?

Let me put my money in your meter, baby, so it won't run down
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a line, show me a sign
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Moan, I hear you moan, baby
I hear you moan, baby
I hear you moan
I hear you moan
I hear you moan, baby

I hear you moan
I hear you moan, baby
Hear you moan

I hear you moan
I hear you moan
I hear you moanin'
I hear you moanin'
I hear you moan