Dr. Graffenberg
Well I was just now doing funnels at good ol' TKE's
When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me
So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for name
And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain
Bawk bawk bawk
Bawk bawk bawk
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love
With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove
And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex
I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad checks
Bawk bawk bawk
Bawk bawk bawk
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease
But once you got her going she would always aim to please
With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of hash
Her hips would start a smokin' like a pipe of burning ash
Bawk bawk bawk
Bawk
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me
So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for name
And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain
Bawk bawk bawk
Bawk bawk bawk
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love
With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove
And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex
I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad checks
Bawk bawk bawk
Bawk bawk bawk
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease
But once you got her going she would always aim to please
With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of hash
Her hips would start a smokin' like a pipe of burning ash
Bawk bawk bawk
Bawk
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Credits
Writer(s): Chuck Garvey, Rob Derhak, Al Schnier
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