The Creeper Van

It approaches and I watch in fascination
All white as if from a science lab carrying experiments
Maybe it has some dark purpose by encouraging the letting blood by way of rugby
I think to myself maybe it is a disguise
For inside the owner sits, her and her doggy
Holy sons of Olympus what does this mean!
Could this perhaps be the mystery machine!
Maybe they solve mysterious mysteries in this white mysterious van of mystery
But the doggy does not say Scooby Dooby Doo!
So this may not be true!
Perhaps she is a private investigator
And this is her genius dog to which she has taught English!
Or maybe its a transformer that turns into a space ship
That can rocket to the sky and uses asteroids as practice targets
And she's looking for space cadets!
I stand in awe at this van so white and mysterious
Is she a secret agent looking for the fiberweed truck
Maybe she has panel of computers wand a grappling hook
Maybe she has ninjas throwing stars and a satellite dish
WHAT IS IN THE VAN!
Yet I watch and await
She explains that this machine of mystery has a name
A name as it creeps
And what lies inside could be a portal to another like stargate
Or maybe a book like the never ending story
The van she tells me in confidence and all comical sincerity
The Creeper Van
The Legendary Creeper Van who's creepy creeper skills are that of Legends!
ALL HAIL THE CREEPER VAN!



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Writer(s): Druid Named Josiah
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