Intellectual Girl

I'm in love with an intellectual, intellectual, intellectual
I'm in love with an intellectual,
An intellectual girl

I'm in love with an intellectual, intellectual, intellectual
I'm in love with an intellectual,
An intellectual girl

She's smart, her SAT's off the chart
She may be a nerd but she's got my heart
She's a big fan of advanced chemistry
(And an undergrad at MIT)
And I never thought I'd be loved by a knockout
Much less someone who could figure my calculus out
You tell me how blessed can one guy be

I'm in love with an intellectual, intellectual, intellectual
I'm in love with an intellectual,
An intellectual girl

I'm blessed I betcha that I caught the best
Even though she consistently beats me at chess
Oh but I'm glad in her world I'm the king
(Though the queen has all the moves, methinks)
So I'll remain happy though I'm unlearned
Cause I'm in love with a beautiful nerd
Like oxygen molecules we were meant to link

I'm in love with an intellectual, intellectual, intellectual
I'm in love with an intellectual,
An intellectual girl

I'm in love, and it's a given
That love will last, last forever
Cause I'm in love and nothing can go wrong
And she's a catch she's a killer
She's the bomb she's got my number
I'm in love and happy as a newborn child

I'm in love with an intellectual (chorus)

On the old-school slide rule, when we get engaged
We gonna have her dad, the wise old sage
Calculate our bestest chances of success
We'll get a 4.0 and pass the test
And then we'll get married in geeky jubilation
And have a smart son to balance the equation
Living in love till our bodies our laid to rest
Doesn't that sound wonderful?
I'm in love with an intellectual girl.

And...
I'm in love, and it's a given
That love will last, last forever
I'm in love and nothing can go wrong
And she's a catch she's a killer
She's the bomb she's got my number
I'm in love and
Naive as a newborn child