The Deal of a Lifetime

Anywhere that he turn
Fall out the wrong side of bed
He nail a 'Do Not Disturb' sign
Into the back of his head
He read the morning paper
He watch the evening new
It's evil versus evil
He like to pick and choose
Yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah
It's the deal of a lifetime
He tell 'em what to do
At the sound of the tone
He tell 'em leave a message
He tell 'em leave me alone
It's going 'round the office
It's just a crazy hunch
When he's in the storeroom
They say he's out to lunch
Yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah
It's the deal of a lifetime
You know I really hate to mention
I hate to throw a monkey wrench in
But it isn't like a pension
What you're thinking of as heaven now
He got himself a motto
To tell the people he meet
The nature of survival
Is in admitting defeat
Well... it take a lot of chutzpah
It takes a lot of nerve
To go and ask for nothing
And get just what you deserve
Yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah
It's the deal of a lifetime
Of a lifetime (it's the deal)
Of a lifetime (it's the deal)
Of a lifetime (it's the deal)
Of a lifetime (it's the deal)
Of a lifetime (it's the deal)
Of a lifetime (it's the deal)



Credits
Writer(s): Matt Brown
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