Mightiest Deuce

Hey everybody they call me the mightiest deuce because I open the door
I close the door, I lock the door I'm free
Contentedly I turn around and drop my drawers with glee
The seat is so cold, I sit down it's so clean
Comfortably I flip through my the nearest magazine
I get a call from my girl, I pick it up I might as well
Telecommunication cannot yet detect a smell

I'm the mightiest deuce!
When I go to reach for the roll I find there's nothing there
I'm the mightiest deuce!
I scream "I need more toilet paper!" But no one seems to care



Credits
Writer(s): Ryan Knox
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